Monthly Archive for August, 2009

spotted a new sign on the offi…

spotted a new sign on the office across the hall that reads “Accounts”; am wondering if I could get one that reads “No Accounts”? #fb

is hoping that it doesn’t rain…

is hoping that it doesn’t rain until *after* today’s scheduled picnic…! #fb

the problem with coming back t…

the problem with coming back to work after vacation is that spending all day getting through email just gives one more things to do! #fb

just returned from a cross-cou…

just returned from a cross-country drive, astonished to see how many places he can get ATT 3G, and appalled that he cannot in CVille. #fb

just returned from a cross-cou…

just returned from a cross-country drive, astonished to see how many places he can get ATT 3G, and appalled that he cannot in CVille. #fb

is Home! #fb http://schmap.me/…

is Home! #fb http://schmap.me/b5drr5

Driving through Kentucky, I ac…

Driving through Kentucky, I actually saw wild turkeys. The grass, however, was resolutely not blue. #fb

Finally in West Virginia, trav…

Finally in West Virginia, travelling I-64. I could practically drive home blindfolded from here. #fb http://schmap.me/svxa8q

I crossed over the Ohio River …

I crossed over the Ohio River from Indiana to Kentucky, moving from the Mid-West to the American South. Odd. #fb http://schmap.me/yznvtx

is going home: http://shar.es/…

is going home: http://shar.es/BT9N #fb

“I wonder what they’ll say, when they see their boy looking this way?”

I last slept in my own bed the night of Saturday, August 1. The next day, I drove to Henderson NC to pick up my two youngest from summer camp, then on that Monday, drove us all to Duck NC for an Outer Banks vacation. On Friday, August 7, I bade goodbye to my family and aimed my little Prius westward. In the sixteen days since then, I have passed through Tennessee, Oklahoma, Texas, Arizona, and New Mexico on my way to California, then back through Colorado, Kansas, Missouri, and now Indiana. I probably missed listing a state or two, but I am tired. I awoke this morning in Evansville, and face another 500+ miles to Virginia. My sleep last night was pierced by dreams of abandoned children. Today, I am haggard but hopeful; tonight, August 23, by hook or by crook, I sleep in my own bed.

Huh…I’m in Indiana. Didn’t s…

Huh…I’m in Indiana. Didn’t see that one coming. #fb http://schmap.me/f8vbav

I couldn’t just drive by the S…

I couldn’t just drive by the STL Arch without stopping! #fb http://schmap.me/sk6w4s

I’m not in Kansas anymore. #fb…

I’m not in Kansas anymore. #fb http://schmap.me/xuv2en

Sunrise, Sunset

I have spent all of my life on the coasts; California through the 1980s, and the Atlantic coast since then. Moving from one coast to another, I immediately made two observations. One, we seem to have an innate sense of where the ocean is. When I moved from L.A. to New York, I kept getting north/south and east/west mixed up. After twenty-plus years, I’ve finally straightened that out, but it all came rushing back on this trip when I drove from the North Carolina Outer Banks to Santa Cruz, California. To go from having the ocean on the east to having it on the west was very disorienting.

My other observation is that sunrises and sunsets are very different. On the west coast, sunrise is pretty fast. It goes from dark, to dawn, to day rather quickly. But, as the sun sets in the west, it also reflects off the Pacific Ocean and back into the sky, so that long after the sun has disappeared over the horizon, the sky stays light and then slowly dims. On the east coast, the effect is the reverse: the sky begins brightening long before we ever see the sun, reflecting off the Atlantic and into the sky in advance of sunrise.

I spent yesterday driving from Colorado to Kansas, and observed a wholly different effect. Here, in the high plains, you can practically see the day/night terminus. As I drove east, I could see and the sun set behind me, the western horizon awash in dramatic layers of red and orange. And before me, I stared into darkness as night approached from the east. It was a very spooky effect that, I realize, most of the country is familiar with, but to a boy from the coasts, it looked like I was driving into the end of the world.

Woke up this morning still in …

Woke up this morning still in Kansas. I’m ready to be home. My daughter suggests that I click my heels together. #fb

Kansas is very green, and not,…

Kansas is very green, and not, as I was led to believe, black and white. #fb http://schmap.me/yjw4sw

This part of Colorado is all c…

This part of Colorado is all clover fields and mustard flowers. #fb http://schmap.me/t9j9qp

Yesterday, I took a “left toin…

Yesterday, I took a “left toin at Albuquoiquey” (http://bit.ly/qLjLM
) and ended up in Boulder. Tonight: Topeka! #fb

Yesterday, I took a “left toin…

Yesterday, I took a “left toin at Albuquoiquey” (http://bit.ly/qLjLM
) and ended up in Boulder. Tonight: Topeka! #fb